If you are looking for random greedy bandwagoning NFT mints, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of badly crafted pixelated JPGs of spiders with tasteful accesoires, JPGs I have generated over a like a few weeks, JPGs that make me a nightmare for people with a taste for art. People like you. If you waste your hard earned digital currency now, that'll be the end of it. FOMO will hit you no more.